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I do not like your suit of tweed
I do not like it- and, indeed-
I do not like your ship of blue
I do not like you, Doctor Who.

I do not like that tell-tale sound
That means your ship has run aground
I do not like your red fez too
I do not like you, Doctor Who.

I do not like the way you walk
That stupid way of which you talk
Much better if your words are few
I do not like you, Doctor Who.

You always spoil every plan
You always prattle, if you can
You always know just what to do-
I do not like you, Doctor Who.

You have a thing for planet Earth
And normally we'd give it a berth
But all our plans you see right through
I do not like you, Doctor Who.

That sonic screwdriver is a mess
And always puts us in distress
Those annoying friends that you have too
I do not like you, Doctor Who.

Daleks hate you, Cybermen too
Angels and Silence can't stand you
Your enemies escalate one hundred-and-two
I do not like you, Doctor Who.

I do not like the way you dress
Each regeneration is a mess
Your immaturity grew and grew
I do not like you, Doctor Who.

I do not like your intellect
I hate it when you introspect
I do not like your daft bow tie
I really wish that you would die
You are really quite a pest
And all our patience you do test
We simply don't know what to do
We do not like you, Doctor Who.


So sorry to hear this nasty chatter
But anyway, it doesn't matter
Your plans I've foiled; so now you know
Before I dash- GEROMINO!!
A short poem from the perspective of any evil threat the Doctor has encountered that asks the all-important question- what if Doctor Who was written by Dr. Seuss?

With great thanks (and a happy late birthday to) Dr. Seuss.
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purplepuppies10 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2012   Writer
I think this is brilliant!!! Just a tad bit annoyed that it's Doctor Who instead of the doctor. But it's understandable. It's hard to rhyme doctor with something. XD Otherwise, It's completely FANTASTIC and BRILLIANT and COOL and ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!! :clap: :clap: :happybounce:
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regates Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2012
Oh I would totally use this as a rant about Eleven..........but that's me! :D
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Spam6467 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Scared me for a moment there; at first I thought this was a rant poem on your feelings, and it did make me wonder about what was wrong with you. XD
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Allypussrocks Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2012
No, I wouldn't dare rant about Doctor Who in the presence of so many Whovians. I'm not brave enough. Besides, I love it too much. xD
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Spam6467 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Disagreeing with & majorly pissing-off hordes of rabid Doctor Who fangirls; when that fine line between brave and stupid is crossed just enough to get you killed. XD
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Allypussrocks Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012
Ouch, that would be nasty... It's probably more stupid than brave anyhoo. :D
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Sevslover6195 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I love this! brilliant!
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Allypussrocks Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2012
Thank you! :D
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Sevslover6195 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome!
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PadawannaB Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Hah, brilliant! Fantastic!
I laughed :heart:

Allons-y!
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